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The Art of being Evil 
with Style



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Never underestimate the power of appearances while striving to be evil. You can catch them off guard by appearing normal enough, but remember, evil is evil, but good evil is always so much more classy.
This can be achieved by following the simple rules:


-Black goes with everything, its also good for blending in and hiding blood stains.

-Accesorize if you must, but don't go overboard. Esepcially don't wear things that might jangle or parts that might break off and leave bits of evidence lying about. The best thing is perhaps a ring with some kind of insignia on it perhaps, show your eliteness!

-You may be tempted to go with a heeled boot (boots are a must) if you are lacking in height, however always remember too big a heal will slow you down where running is concerned. However the bigger the heel the bigger the possibility of using it as a weapon if need be.

-Ladies (and yes I suppose men aswell) don't overdo it with the make-up. Its very hard to be taken seriously while looking like a cross between a clown and a hooker, unless of course your evil villain name is "Bobo the Whore" that is.

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-There is nothing quite like the evil genious laugh. It can not only make you look superior but strike fear into the heart of your goody-to-shoes heart. Go on give it a go, just remember not to overdo it, there are some serious cases of chocking where the individual has forgotten to breath mid laugh.
Par example: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah*gasp*hahahaha*cough*haha*cough*ha*choke*
^ This, is not good.


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This part is fairly self explanitory. No one likes a poor Evil Villain. We are all meant to be rich, live in mansions or underground layers underneath volcanoes. These things take money. Either work hard and save up your pretty pennies or start mugging people. Or marry an old git/bird with a rediculous amonut of money then kill them off making it look like natural causes.
It can be done. If you don't know this then you shouldn't even be reading this, you are a disgrace to the secret underground world of teh Evil <3

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Right, heres the thing. We know you're super evil and a genious, you know it, and the hero tied up at your feet quite probably has a grasp of it by now, ergo, there is no need to go on and on and on about how wonderful you are and then reminise about the happy childhood you had cut so short or the unhappy childhood that made you twisted and evil. Why?
Because while you are being mugged in memory lane said captive is working out a way to break free, has probably done so, and by the time your eyes have unglazed they will either be gone or you are about to see a fist heading towards you.
Keep it short.
"So do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Bond I expect you to die!"
"But don't you want to tell me about why you are so much better than me yet somehow strangely alike and how you will enjoy watching me die and then the entire free world with me?"
"No. Bye bye *bang*"

And that is how it is done.*



A Guide of "How to Be Evil" By [Delladreing]
Teh official right hand flunky of [Avoral] <3


*Should be noted that ultimate evillness can only be achieved as quoth Silvie:
"1) Be like Dela
2) Be like Dela
and
3) Be like Dela"

makes me feel luffed ^^

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2006-03-16 [Priest Kel]: *blinks* Freak

2006-03-16 [Delladreing]: hehehe thankee ;)

2006-03-16 [Delladreing]: I got bored ._.

2006-03-17 [Delladreing]: now its official ^^

2006-03-18 [I stabbith ye]: You know I don't think it's very nice to make fun of Bobo the Whore xD

2006-03-18 [Delladreing]: hehehe oh come on :p

2006-03-19 [Priest Kel]: Lol That would be a funny evil genius name

2006-03-19 [Delladreing]: Indeed it would ^^

2006-03-21 [Keii]: My underground volcano lair is being refurbished... we're going continental ^^

2006-03-21 [Delladreing]: oooh very nice, you will of course be keeping the tea fountain? o.O

2006-03-21 [Keii]: I'm getting it upgraded ^^

2006-03-21 [Delladreing]: oooh fancy ^^ do let me know when its finsihed, i'll bring the hubby over and we can discuss world domination and the kids can play near the lava.

2006-03-21 [Keii]: Yesh that sounds good. And we can all sit near the tea fountain and take in it's brilliance and practise our ebil laughs.

2006-03-21 [Delladreing]: yesh, mwhahaha

2006-03-21 [Keii]: *hop hop hop*

2006-03-21 [sequeena_rae]: You are kidding me o.o XD

2006-03-21 [Delladreing]: Ehehe I wondered when you'd get here oh ebil other one.

2006-03-21 [sequeena_rae]: *bows and ties your shoelaces together* You know me, I always get there in the end =P

2006-03-21 [Delladreing]: The jokes on you, I dont have shoe laces...I r teh evil geniousness in red stilleto high heeels! I pay other people to run for me x)

2006-03-21 [sequeena_rae]: Fine then *pushes down well* All done =P

2006-03-21 [Delladreing]: meh! *sends flying monkey minions after with velcro covered spoons*

2006-03-21 [sequeena_rae]: =D Nenenne BATMAN! *twirls*

2006-03-21 [Delladreing]: zomg i knew it!

2006-03-21 [Azuri]: Dela I think i love you <3

2006-03-21 [Delladreing]: Ok but I get dibbs on naming of the first child.

2006-03-21 [Azuri]: hehe ok but make it something cool!

2006-03-21 [Delladreing]: will do :p

2006-03-21 [Azuri]: yay!

2006-03-22 [Fireblade K'Chona]: XD Sounds a little like the Evil overlord list...

2006-03-22 [kay-chan]: Ha, love this. SO going to link it from my evil villain drinking game. XD

2006-03-22 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Ooh, link to the drinking game page please?

2006-03-22 [Praise Adonai]: haha, this rocks you guys!

2006-03-22 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I love you, Kay-chan. -glomps- Marry me? -grin-

2006-03-22 [kay-chan]: Haha, sure, if you don't mind joining a harem of seven. *evil grin*

2006-03-22 [Delladreing]: O.o

2006-03-22 [Linn Scarlett]: My evil drow overlord somehow slips into the form very easily *chuckles* i suppose he's a good villain :D

2006-03-22 [Trennas]: hahaha dont forget you need the proper attire! hoods, monocles, steel prosthetics and cats will do nicely ^^

2006-03-22 [Delladreing]: oooh yes

2006-03-22 [Keii]: I'd like to vote to subsitute "cats" for "geckos"....

2006-03-22 [kay-chan]: Gecko's aren't exactly... intimidating. Not after Geiko. But boa constictors used as actual boas for women... that's pretty darn cool.

2006-03-22 [Azuri]: hehe Geckos are cool my uncle used to own three of them^_^ Maybe we should give the boa constrictors to the models maybe they wont notice its a animal till its chokin them > D

2006-03-22 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Harems are even BETTER. Is there a wiki?

2006-03-22 [kay-chan]: No... I should make one, though. It's just basically people I've collected through my life. Heh, collected.

2006-03-22 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Mwehe. I like harems. There are many on GAFF but I'm too much of a n00b to be in one. That, and I haven't proposed to anyone yet.

2006-03-22 [kay-chan]: I don't even think I've ever heard of GAFF...

2006-03-23 [Fireblade K'Chona]: www.godawful.net is abbreviated as GAFF. It's lots of fun on there although -whisper- you technically have to be 18 to join.

2006-03-23 [kay-chan]: Heehee! Well, I'm 18 actually... looks like fun. ^.^

2006-03-23 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Yeah, of course I'm 18...really...honest... -shifty eyes- Fine, fine, I'm 16. >.< Not telling you what my name is there, though.

2006-03-23 [Fireblade K'Chona]: No way in hell is it 'Fireblade K'Chona'.

2006-03-23 [kay-chan]: ...what?! Now you're going to tell me that Santa isn't real...

2006-03-23 [Praise Adonai]: *gasps*

2006-03-23 [Stephen]: Wow... LMAO!!! Awesome Dela!

2006-03-23 [Delladreing]: *bows* thankee

2006-03-24 [Raiff]: Dude...whatever next?! lol

2006-03-24 [Delladreing]: hehe plans to take over the world ;)

2006-03-24 [sequeena_rae]: Already ahead of you Dela =P and it involves vegetables

2006-03-24 [Delladreing]: what not talking flower pots?

2006-03-24 [sequeena_rae]: No silly :P

2006-03-24 [Delladreing]: awww but they were a good idea

2006-03-24 [sequeena_rae]: Already done, Bill and Ben duh :P

2006-03-24 [Delladreing]: ahthis is true

2006-03-24 [sequeena_rae]: Watch it Yoda o_O

2006-03-24 [Azuri]: Yoda?? What about yoda??

2006-03-24 [Delladreing]: Speak like Yoda I am ^^ annoying to be it is

2006-03-25 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Yo yo yo yo YODAAAAA! Er, sorry.

2006-03-25 [kay-chan]: *giggles* Like carbonated sooooda!

2006-03-25 [Azuri]: lol Whoo so Dela is a little green man now >> XD

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: Seems so it would o.O

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: With red ribbons XD

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: True this is ^^

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: ...Kill Yoda!!

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: oh noes!

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: Or...Give me the secret formula!

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: I sent it to jooh last week silly!

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: Oh, you did? Oh yeah :D Nevermind *cough* As you were :P

2006-03-25 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Hmmm...Yoda...short and green....Dela...well, short...maybe green if she had too much to drink....ok, I got it, a drunk Dela=Yoda! Sue George Lucas!

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: mwhahaha :P

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: Beshides. I am teh Obi-Dela mwaha

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: Wait, the formula...Was a fake! :O

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: le shit shes on to me >.>

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: Now give me the formula, or die.

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: neeeeeeeeveeeer O.O

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: Yesh ¬_¬

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: noooes

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: Yesh *shoots*

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: Nooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu *dies taking secret with her* aveeennngeeee meeeeee x_x

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: Gah. Damn.

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: nyahahaha even in death I get teh last laugh <3

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: ...*shoots self*

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: fuckage! shes is going to haunt me in the afterlife O.O

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: No shit sherlock >)

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: muther fucka ><

2006-03-25 [someelf]: *Watches amused*

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: ;_;

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: You makes teh Sarah-ness sad

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: *defeats rae with the super duper alleyoopper hugs of doooooooom*

2006-03-25 [someelf]: Naww ^^

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: *squeals* Help meeeeeeeh!! She's going to kill meeeeee! Wait, I'm already dead o_O Well blow me.

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: mwah hah hah hah hah

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: O_O

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: I may be dead, but I took jooh with me :P

2006-03-25 [someelf]: ->.> ? *Blows?* O_Ô <.x

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: lmfao

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: *giggles* jooh can kiss my arse XD

2006-03-25 [Delladreing]: Naaaaaaw :P

2006-03-25 [someelf]: O.o I really want to consider that. >.>

2006-03-25 [someelf]: :p Ohh what the hell XD *Kishies* X3

2006-03-25 [sequeena_rae]: XD My arse got kissed!! Wheee!

2006-03-25 [someelf]: XD -rofl-

2006-03-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: -blinks-

2006-03-28 [~I'm So Confused~]: i like the evilness radiating off this wiki....I love it.......mwahahahaha

2006-03-28 [Delladreing]: :D

2006-04-25 [SilverBlue82]: *coughs*

2006-04-25 [Delladreing]: :P *pats better*

2006-06-21 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Have you ever read the Evil Overlord list, Dela?

2006-06-21 [kay-chan]: Haha, I stole that! If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord... XD

2006-06-21 [Azuri]: hehe great list XD

2006-06-21 [Delladreing]: I like mine, its le origional

2006-06-22 [Azuri]: hehe its a good list

2006-06-22 [Linn Scarlett]: ahh that one :P i reread it regularly to not make stupid mistakes :P

2006-06-22 [Azuri]: heh all good evil people do

2006-06-22 [Linn Scarlett]: *nod nod* I use it a lot for some of my drow overlords ---to avoid awkward cliches and stuff

2006-06-22 [Azuri]: ah yes always good cliches are so overdone XD

2006-06-22 [Linn Scarlett]: *nod nod* good cliches are good when good. and... drat...

2006-06-22 [Azuri]: lol cat got your tongue?

2006-06-23 [Linn Scarlett]: No I was gonna say something but desided against it.

2006-10-01 [Dil*]: This is godddamned hilarious.

2006-10-01 [Delladreing]: Thank you :D

2007-03-14 [Jitter]: *giggles* My hat's off to you ;)

2007-03-14 [Delladreing]: Ah-thank-you

2007-03-15 [Cliché]: Ever read "How to Be A Villain"?

2007-03-15 [Delladreing]: Nope.

2007-03-15 [Cliché]: You'd like it, it's alot like this.

2007-03-26 [Willow Rose]: *loves upon this page*
Wonderful guide [Delladreing]!

2008-10-02 [The Red Baron]: I am Richard! Chief warlock of the Brothers of Darkness! Lord of the thirteen hells! Master of the bones! Emperor of the Black! Lord of the Undead! And the mayor of a little village up the coast! Don't forget Lord of the Dance!

For Pony!

2008-10-02 [Delladreing]: For Pony!

2008-10-03 [kay-chan]: Legion: For pony!

2008-10-04 [Linn Scarlett]: For pony!

"So where is this little village?"

2008-10-05 [The Red Baron]: What to massacre those peasants with?

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